After almost a year of online insurgency waged through simple leftist argumentation, blog terrorism, and some nasty tags, the CSC has announced that it must break up. At a time when its right wing opponents are also bitterly divided, the CSC breakup comes as a blow to all online revolutionaries.
Close friends of the group say it all started when Hermes disagreed with Mercuda about something on Mercuda’s personal site.
“They had different interpretations of some Marxist texts,” said longtime Commie and close friend Purplehaze. “And I guess their personal relationship was so flimsy that it couldn’t withstand the disagreement.”
Sure enough, within days of the disagreement, all three Commies had taken to the web to find friends, confront enemies, and basically just talk shit about one another.
While Mercuda at first appeared most successful at finding allies, Hermes, who was pretending to be silent but really wasn’t, came out and said, “I’ve remained silent on the issue long enough”, and then Mercuda said “Yeah, whatever”, and then Purplehaze said “Have so”, to which Mercuda responded, “Have not”. And it wasn’t long before abusive MSN messages and e-mails followed.
When the neo-cons first caught wind of the Commies’ internal battles they jumped in and sided with Hermes and Purplehaze. And even though these very neo-cons had once said all sorts of horrible things about them, nobody saw a problem with that. The neo-cons were all like, “wow, I actually agree with some of what you said, now let me rub your balls, mmm, mmm…”
But when all of the ball-licking subsided there remained a divided troupe. While some analysts say their disagreements are not simply a matter of technicality, but rather a battle over Marxist fundamentals, anybody in their right mind can plainly see that the Commies are just acting like little bitches.
End scene!
Mercuda,
Its go time biatch!
comment by Purplehaze — September 6, 2005 @ 9:25 pm
That’s it, I’m erasing all of your comments from my page! And on top of that, I’m eating all of the ice cream.
comment by Mercuda — September 7, 2005 @ 1:27 am
you guys crack me up
…now get off your commie asses and post more often
comment by Rob — September 7, 2005 @ 9:04 am
I have to admit that I totally disagree with Mercuda.
He believes that on page 23, line 6, fifth word in ‘Wage Labour and Capital’ (1847) , Marx meant “We” when it’s written I. It’s black on white !
I told him
“NO NO AND NO! , Mercuda you don’t know your scriptures well enough, I am the one with the Bachelor in Marxicology and with a CEO wife. I know better than you that it’s I instead of WE, in fact my grand father was a good friend of Marx”.
Mercuda, with a military bacground, realizing that we were in the real world and not being able to find the ‘ban this user’ button jumped on me yelling “Hoah” and pulling out of nowehere a … CROSS !!!!
I was terrified, and Mercuda used my astonishment to hit me with that cross on the head…
As the cross passed near my nose I realized where it came from…
No need to say that the smell brought me back and made me realize that Mercuda must have been the son of a proctologist.
I pulled out my french knife I use to cut smelly cheese and started to slit his throat with it.
Unfortunately this traitor of Purplehaze separated us and did not let me finish my throat slitting job. I was half way done…
No need to say that later on Mercuda sent me an ICQ message saying “It was God’s will that you did not manage to kill me”
Official comment by Zorostar — September 7, 2005 @ 6:47 pm
Some time before, I really needed to buy a building for my corporation but I didn’t have enough cash and couldn’t order something. Thank God my dude proposed to try to get the home loans at banks. Therefore, I acted that and was happy with my college loan.
comment by KellyRhoda — July 9, 2010 @ 11:28 am