Straight Up, Cut and Dry: If Jesus were here today, he would be in Iraq wasting some ragheads.
It’s easy to ask “How would Jesus vote?”? But it’s another thing? to ask “What would Jesus do about the 101 Americans killed in Iraq during the month of October?”
Some people? say that asking “what would Jesus do?” is ridiculous because it takes a worshipped? historical figure of unmeasurable importance and transports him into an extremely complex post-modern nihilist world that he could never have conceived. People that say this use too many big words, some of which are certainly dubious, ie: “post-modern”.
Asking “what would Jesus do?” is no different than postulating what the Little Mermaid might do if she were placed aboard the International Space Station. We can assume certain things:
1) That she would still love that guy.
2) That she would enjoy vacuum-sealed astronaut meals primarily composed of fish and seaweed.
3) That she would apply the same ethical standards towards the production of laser weapons and satellite surveillance as she would under normal cirumstances under the ocean.
See? So wear your “WWJD” bracelets and T-shirts proudly; after all, Jesus? would have approved of? turning religion into marketable novelties. In fact, we can assume he was diametrically - that is, he occupied a completely opposite position - opposed to not marketing religion.? Eh??
The thing that really bothers me is how all these “conservative” folks who support the war in Iraq also call themselves “Christians”, when Jesus was probably the most UN-conservative person ever. He totally went against the mainstream and was so adament in his own beliefs that he died rather than deny them. Jesus loves everyone- not just Americans.
Thanks for a thought provoking post!
comment by Miss Lipstick — November 1, 2006 @ 10:40 am
Jesus, was bound to come back as an American soldier. I mean look at the guy,he just seems to have that expression………”yo lets reek some havoc on ragheads yoo”
comment by Purplehaze — November 1, 2006 @ 10:40 am
top line out back
Jesus said to vote for the conservatives. You, Mr. Mercuda, do not know this because diametrically, you do not talk to him every night. Our friend the praying religious nun, knows very well what Jesus would do.
Besides, a whole bunch of archibishops, and other religious figures took the time to confirm what Jesus would like a vote for.
Vote no to the vessel of Satan.
It’s a good thing, Jesus lived in the middle-East.
comment by A-stAr — November 22, 2006 @ 12:45 pm
The “what would Jesus do” is a really evil.
Because you are using a figure that you ‘respect’ to advance your own agenda…
Official comment by Zoroxstar — December 2, 2006 @ 11:45 am
lol… “Top line out back” … this is hilarious…
Official comment by Zoroxstar — December 2, 2006 @ 11:49 am
Dude, Jesus would totally drop nukes. No need to go Rambo, the Mighty One of Israel’s totally into technologic, now.
–Tongue firmly in cheek,
Quell
(David, it’s Red C)
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