Tila Tequila or ET?

Tila Tequila’s reality show, A Shot at Love,? has 16 males and 16 females competing for her love (read: poon-tang). That’s right, Tila’s bisexual. That’s not much of a premise for a show. I think when the guys on the show found out she was bi, they all high-fived eachother. The chicks, of course, were probably all concerned because they can’t compete with the cock, and there’s nothing a lesbian chick can do that a guy can’t - period.

Anyways, I think what would make the show more interesting, is not to have the contestants competing for one person, but deciding between two who look similar, but have different personality traits.

ET would be a good second character for this show. It looks like Tila, and is certainly competitive in the brains department (ET having more intelligence in a fungi infested fold of his brown wrinkly skin than 100 Tilas). And honestly, fellas, Tila is not that hot. Pick any malnourished Asian chick whose face looks like it was smashed with a five-iron until it caved in, and then reconstructed with a paper mache nose and cheekbones, get her half-naked, and ta-daa!

So who would you bang?

** The correct answer is still Tila.