As the US election approaches, the evil Al-Qaeda is back out of its hole. I was reading an article today mentionning how Al-Qaeda was now ready to hit in the US but thanks to the measures taken by the Republican government the US soil would be safe.

I, for one, only see one option for Americans if they want to be safe… Vote Republican again. They obviously are doing an amazing job. Yes, maybe they mismanaged the economy to pocket a few billion dollars. Yes, maybe they started a war against Iraq that had nothing to do with Al-Qaeda and started a mess without end. Yes, maybe the Katrina refugees still don’t have houses. And so on so forth. But who cares about those minor issues, when they protected YOU Americans so valiantely against those bad bad terrorists. Ok, Ok, the towers were attacked when Bush was in power. But you can only blame Clinton for that. He was in power a few years back. If you had voted Republican all the way, you wouldn’t have had to deal with that. Yes, maybe there would be no US standing if you had done so, but really look at the bright side, the Bush Mafia would have been living a happy life rolling in the money.

So take it upon your selfish individual and go vote Republican. Iran needs to be invaded still.

Too bad Bush can’t be reelected again. He was such a great president. All hope is not lost, maybe he has a son…

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