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CSCN - Air Canada Ad campaign causes excitement among communists.

Air Canada caused a few moments of excitement among Canadian communists yesterday with their new “It’s a revolution!” ad campaign. Moments after the first commercials aired, communists took to the streets and began attacking government buildings, seizing private property, and attacking Bay Street yuppies. It was a matter of hours before police could round up the wannabe revolutionaries, throw them in jail, and clear up the situation.

Toronto’s Chief of Police, Douchy McDouchebag explained, “It turns out Air Canada’s promotion is not a revolution after all, but instead offers a “spring sample pass” of flight tickets.” He added, “With 4 one-way flight credits, you can travel until June 11, 2006, no matter where you live in Canada or where you fly to in North America - at a great price!”

Meanwhile, Smelly McSmellerton, leader of the Marxist-Leninist Party of Canada, attempted to quell the revolutionary anger of his comrades. “I implore you all to calm down and stay in your homes and watch C.S.I. It’s just a commercial. It is not the revolution”.

Sixteen Bay Street yuppies were killed in the the violence.

I was out with a few friends for my last night in Toronto. We went to the Madison Avenue Pub and got right out of ‘er. Now you may be thinking, “Oh, that’s not very communist of you to go out and spend all of your money on booze.”

Well, I didn’t spend ALL of my money. Just forty bucks. But listen, all the famous Marxist philosophers were notorious drunks. Marx and Lenin both used to go get totally hammered before writing about dialectics and historical materialism.

Okay, I made that up.

Whatever, if you saw the way we drink, you’d understand. We start when one of us buys a round for everybody. Once those beers are done, the next person buys rounds for everybody, and so on. The end result is that we’ve all drunk the same amount and spent the same amount, regardless of our tolerance to alcohol and financial situation. This is actually true. That’s what we did. This is true cameraderie.

When one of the guys started barfing, we totally got in there and helped him out. Meanwhile, some capitalist pig-dogs left one of their sick buddies in the bathroom ALONE. He was hunched over the toilet, barfing his guts out. We were quick to steal his wallet and his pack of smokes. And just for good measure, I kicked him right in the neck.

Drunken communists don’t leave other drunken communists behind…

We work the way a communist society is intended to work. Nobody gets left behind. When capitalists (Liberals, Conservatives, etc., etc.) drink, they compete, whereas we cooperate. They gather around one macho man and start doing the old “Drink! Drink! Drink! Chug! Chug! Chug!” And then that guy gets all fucked up and can’t get his mack on with the ladies.

On the other hand, if one communist started getting “ahead”, so to speak, he would be asked to either slow down or start buying for the rest of his comrades. That way, everybody gets nice and hammered at an even pace and there are fewer fat bozos to ruin somebody’s chances of landing some drunken college poon-tang.

Also, communists don’t get uglier or dumber when they drink. They get hotter and start talking all deep and shit.

Here’s an example of drunken capitalist conversation:

- “Oh man, I’m so wasted right now”
- “Not me, I’m the D.D.”
- “Aw man, you got fucked! (glug glug glug)”
- “Yeah, this totally sucks ass. I’m going to go masturbate in the washroom stall.”

And here’s some drunken communist conversation:

- “Lets all pitch in on a cab once the night is over”.
- “That would be a good idea except for the fact that we’re all going home with totally hot babes”.
- “Touche”.

And that’s how we roll*.

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* - That is not actually how I roll.

Although, in consideration to my own background I feel like I may have an inherent bias with respect to the rise and fall of imperialism, I tend to pride myself in trying to keep my views as objective as possible,. Having said that, here’s a little ditto I found…..

“The colonial powers invaded countries like India and China, pillaged them of their treasures and commodities and made sure their industries weren’t allowed to develop, so they would stay impoverished and unable to compete.

Then the imperialists complained when the destitute people of the former colonies came to their shores to clean their toilets and dig their sewers; they complained when later generations came to earn high wages as doctors and engineers; and now they’re complaining when their jobs are being lost to children of the empire who are working harder than they are.

My grandfather was once confronted by an elderly Englishman in a London park who asked, “Why
are you here?”

My grandfather responded, “We are the creditors. We are here because you were there “.

To what extent should the British be accountable for its exploitation of colonial subjects? Is much of today’s world poverty the after math of the British Empire’s dominance? The end of the Britisih Empire resulted in lines of artificial borders being drawn across parts of Asia, Africa and the middle east. Consequently, it is in these areas that people seem to be suffering the most, plagued by wars and famine. If thats not enough, we’ve got Uncle Sam to deal with!

Believe it or not, we are heading towards a bigger war. And this is to blame on the ignorance and unwillingness of the general public to realize what’s going on. We are going to war and it’s not going to be pretty. When the Blair-ing idiot says that a war for ‘values and ideas’ is needed and when the neo-cons start it all, we have little room to manoeuvre. Mr. Z sent me a good link to a very interesting documentary: Loose Change and I recommend all of you to watch it.

Woa I had to share this with everyone… Chuck Norris takes on Bruce Lee.